Google Suggest

So earlier this week Slate published this article about things that come up through the Google suggest feature, and now I am absolutely hooked. I have no idea what sort of algorithm Google is using to come up with these suggestions. Some of them seem unlikely to be very common searches. But regardless, the results are fascinating.

why is:

Is this dead Pakistani on the couch thing a very common problem?

why are:

Why are there school?? That’s why!

how can i make my:

People want more hair, bigger breasts, faster computers, better personal websites, and longer “pennises”. Good luck with that.

how come:

Those bitches are obviously playing hard to get. Try “randomly bumping into them” and bringing up stuff you’ve learned about them on Facebook.

where can i find:

Chuck Norris can be anywhere, at any time. But most likely he’s online trying to find the Erin Andrews video.